cool! aliens welcome as u are

Running a bunch of miles... could use that! how much do they cost?

NEXT WEEK: Human pwned by animal

uranium glows. so does uranium fabric. coincidence?

the most radioactive clothing in the world, made in ukraine after the chenobyl incident

proves that robots like iron man can't win the ironman competition. Only humans can.

bob, you are wrong. If you blast the satelites, it'll explode into a million more pieces. Heard of the story about the penny coming of the empire state building and hitting a man and killing him? You just broke the piggy bank and all those pieces will blast us into pieces.